![you've already seen this remember, AWESOME boy!](Awesomepictures/AwesomeNinjas.jpg)
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Just to recap the important material on the AWESOME homepage:
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Ninjas = Cool
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Cowboys = Radical
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Dallas + Cowboys = suckage
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Cool = AWESOME and gnarly
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Radical = AWESOME and tubular
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Suckage = Dallas Cowboys (It's a horribly circular loop
of non-awesomocity)
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In my quest to
find what is most supremely AWESOME I have attempted to combine AWESOME
things together to make them more AWESOME. To the right you will see
something that was actually successful. Here are some not so successful
ideas:
- Concrete + Wheaties = Wheatcrete
- Peanut Butter + Staples = Staplut Butles
- Puppies + Hummers = Humpies
- Coca-Cola + Budweiser Beer = Coca-weiser Coleer
- Toothpaste + Orange Juice = not AWESOME!
- Football + Space Travel = Spaceballs (Generally, an AWESOME
movie;, not so good a game)
- Television + fire = sleeping at YMCA
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![I can fly and kill, Stealthy hiya!](Awesomepictures/AwesomeSuperNinjas.jpg)
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![This is so AWESOME I can't even think to write anything to appear under this. AWESOME!!!! hehe I said AWESOME, Dare me to say it again? AWESOME! heh](Awesomepictures/AwesomeNinjaCowboys.jpg)
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Relaxing
moment of ZEN
This is a good time for you the web surfer to take a break
and think about the things you think are AWESOME....
(pause)
If you would like to share them with me, I would be happy to provide
some AWESOME input.
Just find the appropriate link on this website and I will get to it
soon.
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